Tuesday, August 30, 2011


So pirates are definitely better than ninjas. In fact, I argue that they are way cooler. Frankly, the only cool ninjas I have ever seen are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And I only found them cool when I was 10. 

Pirates are mysterious, ambitious, and clever and some of them are super attractive (see: Johnny Depp).On the other hand, Ninjas are lame, wimpy, and uninspiring (see: 3 Ninjas). 

Pirate haters, otherwise known as ninja apologists, will argue that pirates are “evil and commit violent crimes.” But it is clear that pirates are only stealing gold and treasures from the other greedy people of the sea. In other words, pirates are making things fair and balanced.  

I can go on and on, but I think it is clear ninjas are better than pirates.